31.01.2004
This was supposed to be a post for yesterday. Or yesterdays post. Whichever way you want it. Anyway, bored as I was with my financial impotence I decided to do something about it. No, not get a job or take the money from somebody weak and incapable of self-defence. No, not loan it from the bank (and I can't anyway, I have a bad credit rating). I decided to do something much more cunning and devious. I therefore invested into.. A couple of lottery tickets !! I am quite a shrewd little invester, eh? Anyway, I guess by this time tomorrow I will be a millionaire. I promise I will hire a designer to rework the site then. And I promise I will buy a Jaguar. Something like this XJR on the top of the page. Second hand, nothing too fancy.. But I digress. I suppose I wil eventually have to work for my money, providing that somebody will finally answer my fucking job applications with a fucking positive re-fucking-ply!!!And no, I am not bitter. I am just a bit hung-over. From yesterday. Met Jinx and Japan, with their respective spouses, and Leech. It was okay, but had to come home due to the lack of transportation later on. So thats that. Oh, and remember Zoid the alien? The pink inflatable one? Well, there have been several assasination attempts by Slinky the Buxom Feline. So now she has to be pumped up at regular intervals... Sigh. Yet such is life. And before I forget, here is the link of the day. Tons of erotic and fantasy pictures. Nothing grotesque, very tastefull. Mmm. Nude female flesshh...
My tickets to incalculable wealth.
29.01.2004
Today started nice, after the horrible downs of yesterday. Didn't go to work was sleepy cos spend way too much time reading "Broken Angels" by Richard Morgan. Riveting stuff.. Wonder if he wrote anything else. Must Google that... Anyway, the day was stolen by our pretty kitty, Slinky. She has weird carcinogenic (I hope not
)
growths on her belly, really weird gross ones. Well, took her to the
vet,
luckily a cat person herself.. Well, she never saw anything like that
in
a cat as young, so she had to call her colegues for consultation. Turns
out she has to be spayed (i.e. neutered)
or
has to take some sorta hormone pills for a long time. I mean, she can
end
up with milk glands (i.e. tits) the size
of,
well, apples. And that would not look good on a cat, eh? So that vet
office
is featured in todays pic o' the day. Well, thats enough for today, I
am
off to eat chips an' burgers. And watch all sorta shit thats on TV
today,
including.. South Park! Yay!
Oh, and the link of the day iiiiiis... Naval Open Source Intelligence
Kitty a bit worried around surgical implements. Silly kitty.
28.01.2004
It is already the 28th... Oh dear. As is clearly visible, I have not been updating the page much recently. Not that it matters much, but still. And it is not that there haven't been things happening. There have. Mundane, and less so... But what best categorizes the time period that has passed since the last update is its general melancholy and darkness, so lets call it "Dark Ages". Of course, I dont mean that they are not still crawling on. For instance, just today I recieved a negative reply to a very important job interview I very much counted on (and that wasted 4 hours of my precious time). That was a bit of a bummer (and I am understating that quite a bit), but I went to a Recruitment Fair, and cheered myself up a bit. Mayhaps I wont be ass-broke all the time. All of my life, more like. So, mostly I have been gettin drunk with my mates and my dad (the poor bugger turned 50this month), playing MMORPG's like "Ashen Empires" (it sucks a bit, but is quite bearable) and "Civ III Conquests", and a bit of "Unreal II". But mostly just being blah. Oh, and todays picture is not exactly a work of art, as are none here, but I like it. It depicts a "good" day in a Finnish winter. Shit, life sucks!
Blah. Just... Blah.
13.01.2004
Meh! I have been awaay for waay to long. It wasnt my fault. Honest. It was not. It was the fault of Jack (my PC) and my hosting. I've told you before that I am about to get some new hardware, right? Well, I did get it. 120GB HD, and a new motherboard, and a new processor, AMD XP 2400+.
Oh, and some ram, 512Mb of it. Well, it all went in nicely enough, but then windows decided not to start up, and instead just hurl insults at me. I didnt have a bootable Windows XP disk, so had to get one. Managed to track down a friend, but his CD didnt boot. Had to track down another, that didnt boot either. Made a boot disk, it didnt wanna start. Had to import newer Format.COM file and smartdrive from someone. All this runing around cost me 3 days downtime! Next time I'd better be more prepared... Then naturally I've lost the logins to my site. And it took my host a week (!!!) to call back and tell 'em to me. Well, I'm gettin my space free, so no biggie there.. Anyway. New Year. Sigh. Where the fuck are the flying cars and silver jumpsuits? Where is my sexy robo-porn slave? Oh well. I guess I'll just have to make do with a huuman girlfriend. Pesky humans. But I digress. New Years eve was an affair soaked with booze, and I didnt even fire a single rocket. It was sort of uneventful, the same old shit you get at any old party with a lot of very drunk people. I guess we're gettin old, meh.
Here is a little something, btw, to test your sinfulness... I got a whopping total of 193! Holy mother of god. And the pic of the day is Jack, in his disassembled glory, with new parts proudly displayed. Oops! Shit! Screw that, it was apparently misplaced... Well, here is a drunken filler then, and it fits too, been spending a lot of time in bars lately...
The bar is open, ladies and gentelmen.. It's ALWAYS open.
