Ah. Sorry for not updating for a while. A few factors contributed to that, namely a horrible hangover I had on the 30th, preceded by a debaucherous evening on the 29th. Before and after that I was afflicted by a weird, unexplainable and rarely encountered problem: wherever I went, I kept forgetting to take my shitty cheap camera with me. But all in all, this little break did me good, breaking the routine. I looked over my older entries, and noticed breaks between entries as long as a few weeks...
And now it's New Year's Eve. Everyone and their cat is going on about what they've done, so I guess I should go on and share my grandest personal achievements & experiences. Uh. Well, here goes. Hmm. I dunno, can't really think of anything.
Oh, got it! Did some sailing in the Summer. That was nice. And that bike-trip. Also nice. Trip to Russia. Nice. Other than that, I can't remember much. Guess I'll just have to read it up on my own blog... Then the minuses. Didn't get into the University. Didn't get a better job. Didn't get a boat. And still don't have a clue about what I want to do with my life. Life that seems to be getting shorter by the year. Anyway, don't see what's so fucking great about the year changing. For me, it's always a sad event. The world will still be going to hell in a hand-basket, you'll just be feeling older and more out of it, with the whole dreary cycle repeating itself, all over again. Brr. Nah, I don't really feel like that. Not all the time. The trick is not to think about it, concentrating on the good bits.
I will, however, be making a few New Year resolutions:
1. Will loose some weight. Let's say about 5 kilos.
2. Will exercise. Maybe start a martial arts course? Hmm.
3. Will work more. That's a must, if I am to have a good summer.
4. Will do my utmost to select and get into an interesting place of study.
I guess that's about it. And it is quite a lot, since I'm not really in a habit of making resolutions of nay kind, but maybe this'll work out. After all, I did quit smoking.
But enough about the past. Let me enlighten you on how I'm about to celebrate the coming of the New Year. First of all, I bought a ton of firecrackers, as can be seen on the first photo of the day (the second one is of Lock, Shock and Barrel, a belated Xmas present from SuPP). Maybe many of you have more, but trust me, this lot will be more than enough for me & my girlfriend (who, btw, never fired a rocket or a firecracker in their life). This year we will be celebrating at home. Just the two of us. Sober. Boy, that'll be a first. And I would like to apologize to all of our friends who thought we'd be celebrating with them. Sorry, didn't work out. Just felt that it would be better for us to do it this way this year.
Anyway, enough for now. I guess I'll see you all next year, eh? Let's end with the links, as usual.
Here, a sad list of all the stars who passed away in 2004. Then, a not so sad list & ranking of 2004 Google search words. Even better, Best and worst of 2004, from Gamespot. Then the top story, ongoing, of 2004. The Asian tsunami that killed upwards of 125,000 people. I bet the death toll will rise to be over 150,000... You can see various video footage for yourself, on this site... And that's it then. Cya next year.
My Arsenal. Not too shabby, eh?
Happy New Year to everyone!
27.12.2004
Oh the shame, the agony! And all because I didn't quite manage to wake up for work today. Nor did I even properly try, instead preferring to hide myself under the safety of my blanket. Nor did I answer my bosses frantic phone calls. I'm such a bastard... And now I feel pretty damn bad about it. I guess the only way to fix that would be to show up on time tomorrow, and work up a bit of overtime. Besides, I will probably need the extra cash anyway, and it's not like I have anything better to do with my time.
One of the reasons for my atrocious absence from work lies in the fact that I went out yesterday, called up by some people I see exceedingly rarely, and invited to "Maskotti",a bar. I was a bit tired, I've just had a Chinese dinner (a medium portion of chicken with onions that gave me thermonuclear farts), and I was planing to leave fairly soon. Instead I ended up staying there until about 0115 am. It was nice to see my friends, check out how they've been doing (everyone has done fairly well for themselves, thank God), what's up with their lives. Even nicer was the constant stream of shots coming my way, with everyone at the table buying at least one round of salmari,(basically ammonium chloride and vodka, or in other words vodka with some salmiac licorice diluted in it, making it black and very thick, with a taste closer to cough syrup than any kind of liquor) except for me. What can I say, I'm stingy! Or thrifty. Anyway, they all know about my total lack of work ethics and motivation, so no one ever assumes I have any extra cash on me. Despite the shots, I did not get all that drunk, as my girlfriend can testify (?), probably because of the greasy & filling Chinky food. Probably also because I drank my beer real slow, and decided to go home before the last call, despite the protests of my companions...
This morning, to alleviate the feeling of guilt & unease, I went off shopping. Bough myself one of those chin-up bars that go into door frames, that way I can pretend I'm doing something to improve my general condition. However, I lack proper tools to install it (i.e. a monkey wrench), so it can't really support my considerable weight (might be around 76kg already, I don't have a scale) yet. Afterwards I nicked a nice old-school fantasy strategy game, Heroes of Might & Magic III, with all the addons. Add a bit of grocery shopping to that, and my guilt was partially soothed away. At least until I came home. Now all that remains is to show up for work tomorrow, take the unavoidable beating like a man, and go on with my life.
Linkdump time, then. First, let's check out a small video clip on Arafat's Legacy, and after that some facts on the same subject. And since the year is coming to an end, here are the Dishonest Reporting Awards 2004. On a "lighter" side, Iran has launched a new Drama series on TV. And we wonder whence the extreme views... Enough for today.
A romantically lit pile of coal. Gorgeous.
25.12.2004
Ugh... The Christmas Eve experience kept me up until 7 AM. I naturally stuffed my face with turkey (under closer inspection, yesterday's chicken turned out to be turkey... Oh well.) and about a kilo of chocolate, not to mention coke and cookies... After this orgy of fat and sugar, I felt a bit ill. The sugar made me giggly while feeling like I was about to pass out, and the turkey made me feel like my stomach was about to burst, ala Monty Python's Mr. Creosote. I'm not exaggerating. It took me (us, actually, girlie being stuffed as well) quite a few hours to recuperate sufficiently to even consider opening the presents. I did not sleep well that night, since the turkey was having a loud disagreement with the candy and the cookies, and wanted out. Like, now. That process took up several hours of rather concentrated defecating. So, after a few grueling hours of "purging", my arse felt like it had been party to some macabre Christmas gang-bang. And not by Thai ladyboys, either. No sir, I'm talking Black Inches here... Oh yes, it's safe to say that I will remember this Christmas for a long, long time... Every time I apply my hemorrhoidal cream, in fact.
Where was I? Ah yes, presents. To make it short, I got two, she got six... Oh, and one shared (Thanks Ivy! Although the note was indeed a study in sleep deprivation!) gift, as well. I got "The Simpsons" socks and some weird-ass boxers... And a graphics card of my choice (for under 250 Eur), to be bought after the celebrations. Girlie got... Well, what ever it is they get, creams, make-up, underwear... The works, in other words.
Now I am sitting and watching the snow outside, thinking about nothing in particular, listening to girlie snore contently on the couch... The telly is playing "Star Trek: Insurrection", a rather weird choice for a Christmas day movie.
In any case, it's time for another crap, so I will dump my links now, and then go dump my unholy feces down the throat of the porcelain idol.
Ahem. First, 10 worst BJ mistakes. Then, a piece of advice on how not to trim your pubes. Ouch! After that, to soothe your mind, here is a dose of lovely Luba... And if lovely Luba wasn't enough, here is Miss Teen USA 2003, this time in the nude! But enough for now, I've really gotta run!
Our modest pile of presents.
24.12.2004
Well, it's Christmas Eve. I am confused as to why the Christmas Eve is celebrated more than the actual Christmas itself, but I bet the answer can be found in this article from Wikipedia. If only I'd bother to read it!
This proved to be a remarkably stressless Christmas. Not that I've ever stressed about it before, mind you, but what with everybody going on how they stress and fret, and 99,9% of bloggers out there suffering from the Christmas induced stress disorder, I though that I would feel it too. Hah! Bollocks! Yes, the queues can be nasty, and the crowds pushy, but just ignore it, fer chrissake! Adopt an almost zen-like attitude and let it flow over you. Just slide, like the penguin said in "The Fight Club". If you can't do that, then why the fuck are you shopping for groceries one day before the Christmas celebrations!?
The day before the eve of the Christmas Eve (sorry for that sentence) the company I work at threw a little banquet, with grilled chicken, smoked salmon, all manner of salads, juices, bread... Rather decent of them, I think. And then let people go home! About 5 hours before closing time! Nice. I didn't get to go home, though, since I had to sort out some important customs paperwork at the Helsinki-Vantaa Airport's freight terminal... After that it was off to the grocery shopping at Itäkeskus! Which meant 20 minutes of shopping and 60 minutes of queuing. No biggie. Got tons of candy, biscuits, cakes, and stuff like chicken and vegetables. Since this Christmas we'll be eating fried chicken fillets! Mmm... Tons of lovely chicken, chicken that grew up free and then lovingly slaughtered, so as not to ruin its fine taste with taste-ruining chemicals released by stress. My favorite kind of meat, chicken is! Chicken... It even sounds delicious. Man, I think I should stop this rant of adoration on the virtue of chicken meat. Its starting to sound kinda freaky...
Anyway, here I am, watching Christmas telly, going to cook soon (or girlie is, I'll be doing the dirty stuff like peeling potatoes), and then open the presents (actually we haven't decided on that yet, so might open them next morning instead). All is bliss. Although I am feeling a bit bloated from all the candy I've gobbled down already. Yes, I've suspended my sugar-free diet for the duration of Christmas. What was I thinking, starting a diet just before the fattening season, anyway?
I think I'll go eat some more now. Time to dump some Christmas-related (and some totally unrelated) links!
First, let me assure you that Santa is going to be safe, at least over Canada, as he will be escorted by two CF-18 Hornet interceptor jets! Some out there are rather more scared of than for Santa. Here's a gallery! To tell you the truth, I am sorta creeped out by Santa too... And clowns. Oh, but where would Christmas be without a few sexy Santa's little helpers? And a buff German stripping Santa. Man, only the kinky Germans would go for Santa... Oh, and here you get to create your own Santa.
Festive Xmas shopping...
22.12.2004
Kinda had to go out again. Blasted be work! It interrupted my session of self-pity and online gaming. Those two go very well together, by the way. I can bet you anything that there are whole virtual worlds populated by losers like (and worse than) me. And, frankly, I don't blame them (us).
Anyway, I didn't mind work all that much. Got to drive around a bit, go to the airport, eat a company-paid lunch... Not too shabby. Will have to do the same thing tomorrow, too. Although that will prove a bit harder, since I will have to wake up earlier than today. At about 8AM, at the latest. And that after I just came home form a bar, where I had a few games of pool and trivial pursuit... With beer, naturally. And great company. Waking up will be hell.
And all this playing around happened during the worst storm of the year, according to the Yle News. Well, it certainly feels like one. As I was coming home, just 15 minutes ago, I could barely walk against the wind! Nor was it just the wind, but rather the snow that pierced the skin like needles, flying horizontally at what felt like supersonic speed. And the wind keeps on blowing... Even now, I can see the trees bending threateningly behind our shaking living-room window and can hear its demented howl. And, according to some acquaintances and news reports, ships are stuck out at sea until the storm dies down somewhat. Brr. I don't envy them poor buggers at all. It must be like being stuck in a washing machine, for the passengers (and some of the crew). To illustrate their plight, here is a wave-height chart I grabbed from The Finnish Institute of Marine Research just a few minutes ago. The wave heights for the North Baltic Sea are in their record readings. The storm that sunk "Estonia" (1994, over 850 people drowned) was weaker, FYI. And as I was staggering home, I witnessed the destruction caused by this storm firsthand, namely a Christmas tree erected a few weeks ago in the middle of the Kontula mall. It has apparently succumbed to the gale-force winds and toppled over. Oh, and sorry for the horrible quality picture... I had to ask a friend to act as a tripod.
But enough about the storm. I think I shall nuke myself a microwave pizza, eat it, and go to bed by my nicely warm (and nastily kicky-pokey) girlfriend, while the storm rages impotently outside.
Oh, and then some links... First, on the topic, the Century's Worst Weather (not just storms). And here is a fascinating (or macabre) and detailed worldwide disaster chart, almost in real time...
Kontula Christmas tree succumbed to the wind.
21.12.2004
Never going out again. Ever. Too stressful, really. And I am sick and tired of driving. Spent a few hours sitting in traffic jams today. After that I had to buy some groceries. Not too many people, but I was still self-conscious, since I've sprouted a few big red zits on my face. Eww! So I think I'll just sit at home for a while. Fuck work and everything. Although it is really beautiful outside, since winter has finally decided to produce some snow for Christmas.
Anyway, if you think I'll be bored indoors, you're wrong, since I just downloaded my first proper MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Play Game), "Anarchy Online". It is now free to download, until, I think, the 15th of January. And it will remain free to play until January 2006. Quite addictive. Huge, even enormous, sci-fi game world. Tons of other players. Lots of skills to develop, and many ways in which to enhance your character. I am now level 13, and am quite addicted. Hence the few days without blogging at all.
Other than sitting at home playing "Anarchy Online", I haven't been doing much. Went out with girlie on Saturday, got thoroughly sloshed, wasted 60 Eur... Blah. Anyway, I think my pizza is burning in the oven, and "Anarchy Online" is calling. So linkdump time it is then.
First, a great little game, with a nice reward of seeing Britney Spears in the buff, so to speak. And since it's Christmas I'll share some great gingerbread man recipes! Great for family gatherings... And if you still haven't bought an Xmas present, here's your chance to surprise someone with some Velvet Vulvae! Awesome stuff. I already ordered ten. Then, out of the blue, a nice flash animation.
Finally! Some proper snow.
17.12.2004
What a fucking dismal Friday. Honestly. I am beating myself up because I didn't go out anywhere (not even to get groceries) today, since I have work tomorrow, and am now experiencing intense guilt and remorse about not doing anything Friday-ish (that is, involving large amounts of alcohol and loud music) today. And yet there is a bit of a good feeling about not wasting money I don't really have and drinking beer that I drink too much anyway. Still, a little nagging feeling persists, that I have somehow squandered a perfectly good Friday. Blast it!
However, due to missing out on the revelries of our common Finnish Friday, I did manage to achieve something today. I finished "Farcry", that gorgeous shoot-em'-up with a somewhat flat and predictable plot. Ain't I a champ? I liked it way better than "Doom III", for instance. I think I will now move on to Leisure Suit Larry... As soon as I buy a new monitor.
Yes, yes. My loyal Sony Multiscan 100ES, that has served me without fail for seven (7!) years, has finally started to fall apart. One of the front adjustment buttons has broken (or rather the sensor beneath it), and now I can't adjust the horizontal position and brightness of the screen, among other things. I think I'll buy a Samsung 953MB.
And yet another gripe. I started the no sugar diet what, 3 days ago? And I am already going nutters with the hunger, nay, lust, for anything sweet. Like a delicious bar of chocolate. Or a piece of juicy cake... Mmm... Ok, gotta stop, or I'll hang myself by the tongue. Next step on the diet is buying a friggin scale. So as to monitor my lack of progress. And starting to do some form of exercises. Although fuck it, I'll probably drop the exercising from the list...
So there you have it, my little boring update. Time to move on to the links, methinks. Hey, that rhymed! Links, methinks, links, methinks... Ok, sorry.
First, a daily photo of the moon. Sort of like APOD, I guess, but a bit more limited... To continue with space and suchlike, a set of views of Earth, from 300 miles up. Lets balance that with some art created by serial killers. And since we are anyway going for the artsy line, here's a great site, called "New York Changing ". Photos of same places, but years apart. And why not add some artistic smut to that. The guy's drawings are great, though.
Dismal station.
15.12.2004
Hola. What is it with this weather, huh? Drizzle, drizzle, drizzle..! Oh well. I still have to see a Christmas without snow, so I guess it will snow right before Christmas, to give us that classic Christmas look. If I say Christmas again my head will explode, honest...
Anyway, I did something interesting today.. Or, rather, something interesting was done to me. To cut it short, I was made to look about 45 years older than I am, or about 70. As to how I got the honor, well, my girlfriends friend's cousin is studying in a cosmetological school, and needed a male guinea pig for her final exams. And thus I came in handy. But it was fun, I can tell you that much. Even though it took more than two hours, and I was not allowed to have my glasses on, thereby reduced to a practically sightless state. I almost fell asleep in the make-up chair a couple of times, what with the soothing motion of all those make-up brushes against my face... The end result can be viewed to your right. Sexy bastard, eh?
But that's it. I'm tired, and will now dump the links and go to bed. Here goes.
More great news from Islamic Republic of Iran, that cradle of all that is good and just about "the religion of peace (TM)". What really freaks me out is that there are actual rallies in the west as a tribute to Ayatollah Khomeini. Anyway, remember when a couple of Hamas shitbags were blasted the fuck off the face of earth (Yassin and Rantissi, namely)? Remember the wailing apologists, and the kalashnikov-toting armies of dynamite-wrapped mujahedin vowing that there will be "Rivers of blood" while profusely shitting themselves? Well, that didn't exactly happen, did it now? Instead, what happened is a noted reduction of Hamas (and general terrorist) activity, up to the point of them canceling demonstrations scheduled in advance! Yeah, fear, goatfuckers. IDF ain't gonna lick your balls like EU and UN does. Anyway, enough ranting. Goodnight, darlings!
Me in about 45 years.
14.12.2004
Another almost wasted day. Nothing wrong with it, in particular, I even had a nice game of pool, but it still does seem rather empty, in retrospect. On the other hand, so do most days. Especially during the winter, when just going outside requires superhuman zeal. I wish the climate in Finland would more resemble the French Rivera. Without the French. That would be so nice... Or that it would at least snow, for fuck's sake. I mean, wtf? It's only ten days to Xmas and still no snow, just super-cooled water pissing down from the low, dirty skies.
Enough. What would one expect with no absorbing work or a fascinating hobby? Well, I do like downloading teen lesbian porn and whole seasons worth of Futurama. Yeah, that's nice, sure, but still not quite enough. Not on days like these, when you seem to be staring down the barrel of mundane, boring reality. Ah well. Don't mind my grumblings, I'm just feeling a bit restless today. All I need is a good book and a nice cup of tea. With crumpet and assorted sweet snacks. Oh, talking of crumpet, I decided to go on a sugar diet today. That is, NO sugar diet. Instead, I will eat a banana, apple or an orange (here's their nutritional value) every time I feel like having a sinful snack. All thanks for the idea goes to Erik, the keeper of Toshikomi Blog! Frankly, it's about time I went on a diet. I'm addicted to sugar, and general snacking, and ever since I've quit smoking my appetite has been monstrous. I think I might weigh as much as 80 kilos already... And that ain't gonna cut it. Not with a height of only 172 cm. Anyway, time for the links...
Here, play a Christmas themed game. Yawn. Or if you're not feeling the Xmas spirit, a air-war themed game. And here you can marvel at a monster shark caught near Nova Scotia. Then, to continue with the monsters, here is a common slob in his natural habitat. Oh, here is a great accessory for all you gals out there.. A camel-toe cup! Also, a cuddly Xmas toy...
Depressing drizzle.
13.12.2004
Oh boy. 10 weeks since my last cigarette. Or 10 weeks and one day, actually. And I feel swell. Although the craving is still there, undiminished and untamed. The craving will still be there in a few years, if somewhat weaker, according to most medical publications. However, I have learned to ignore it. Just picture how stupid an idea smoking really is every time you really feel like having a smoke. Lets hope I'll last at least another 10 weeks...
Anyway, today is (Yes, IS, not was. Still plenty of today left.) freaky. I woke up late for work, and then decided not to go. I love my work at times like that, although them times do reflect on my paycheck in a depressingly negative way. After doing the dishes (I prefer to do them in the morning), and grumpily reading the news & interesting articles, I ushered the old ball-and-chain off to work (She works a lot. But then again, she has to. She's got a credit card.). After playing "Farcry", a really pretty shoot-'em-up, for a long while, I decided to get rid of all the beer in the fridge (not much, maybe 8 bottles). By mercilessly drinking the bejeezus out of it, naturally. Now I feel like I'm 13 again, drinking my parent's liquor while skipping school. Ah, those were the days... Sigh. So far the day has been really nice. I've been reading the funnies on the web, watching the cats interact in a rather suggestive manner, and listening to good old Prodigy.
In about an hour I expect to be playing pool at Wenla. I guess I should hurry up and finish those damn beers, eh? But now let's dump those links.
Since it's almost Christmas, and the pic of the day is of our Christmas tree, here is a suggestion for my present! Alternatively, you could just donate me a couple of hundred Euros. Contact me by e-mail for that! Anyway... If you've ever wondered where babies come from, it's time you've found out. Oh yeah, speaking of babes (hint: drag the bunny on the bar)... For our last trick, here is a picture of Yushchenko (Ukrainean opposition leader) before and after the alleged poisoning.
Enough for now. Have to hurry up and drink that beer!
I'm proud of our Xmas tree.
11.12.2004
Hi. I should have updated yesterday, because yesterday was a good day. A perfectly nice, eventful day. But I obviously didn't. Now today is turning out (it's only 21:38, but I don't think the day is about to improve) worse. That is, it's started off much better, with me and Bonus watching "I, Robot" (I thoroughly recommend!!) and "Hellboy" (Quality light entertainment, no more, no less.).
But let me summon up yesterday... Not for your benefit, not at all, but for mine alone. Remember my memory affliction? Hmm? No? Well, read the fucking "Author" section then. Anyway, where was I? Ah yes. Yesterday. Right. Slept in, naturally. Was late for work again... Not much, by just an hour. Work was fun, though! Got to read comics (Red Meat. clandestinely) and design Christmas cards for VIP clients (officially). Then drove all over Helsinki and Vantaa (one of the pics today is from Helsinki-Vantaa airport's maintenance section) delivering paperwork. In other words, fun fun fun! It didn't even feel like work, really, the best kind of workday imaginable.
After that, an orgy of maintaining human relations. In other words, meeting a lot of friends. First, beer in Chaplin's. Then (after a meal and an overpriced milkshake at Stockmann's), pool and beer at an anonymous pool joint in Hakaniemi. After that off to an Iguana downtown, for yet more beer and some nachos, then a quick pit stop at home, after which I paid a visit to a local Kontula Disco. A bit of a mistake, that. However, it turned out to be a good thing that I went. A friend of mine got wasted on E and beer, and needed my help, so I walked him home, over treacherous ice and puddles. Then it was time for a pizza (it gave me explosive diarrhea but was generally worth it). And finally, home to sleep...
And here I am now. Drinking up my last bottle of beer, and installing "Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude" (along with "Colin McRae Rally 2004" and "FarCry") that I nicked a few days ago. And feeling sort of sad, since it seems like I'll be staying at home for the evening. And what's worse, I can't quite decide if it's a good or a bad thing.
Linkdump time now, naturally. I would like you to see some great photographic works by Larry Burrows. He was a photographer for Life magazine in Vietnam during the war, and was killed in Laos, in 1971. First a short bio and some works, and then one of his other, more complete, galleries on Vietnam. One last bit of dhimmi news. A nativity play scrapped in Italy so as not to offend Muslim students. What a way to go, Eurabia! How about canceling Christmas as well, eh? Oh, I know! How about forced conversions to "The Religion of Peace(TM)"? That should make Muslims feel real good!
Misty Airport.
Me, mirrored & distorted.
09.12.2004
Today was no exception to yesterday. I slept in again. Was supposed to wake up at 7am, instead woke up at 8:50. The day proceeded as follows: Wash hair, read the news from BBC Online, Slashdot.. It's 10am. Remember that the buses don't run between 10:00 and 13:00. Take an alternative route that requires me to go to the city center first. Get on the bus. Fall asleep on the bus. Wake up drooling and confused somewhere in the middle of Bumfuck, Vantaa, Pop. 12,5. Get off the bus. Look around, lost. Cross the highway. Wait for the bus going the other way for half an hour. Get to work around 12:00, 3 hours late. Escape the wrath of your superiors due to sheer comic value of your pathetic story. I think I should go to bed before midnight today, just to be on the safe side.
But really, this morning wasn't all that bad. Or, well, it was, but it didn't feel bad. It was just one of those funny days you tell your friends about, no stress. I guess I felt that way because I awoke not to the usual gloomy gray light of day, but to the sight of the streets being flooded with sunshine, alive and beautiful... The darkness of our Finnish winters can really get under your skin and deep inside your skull. This whole winter thing is such a waste. Dark, cold, boring... I wish spring would start already. But unfortunately, the coldest months are still ahead of us.
So, to bring some warmth into the winter chill, I'll post some selected boobies. It's been a while, eh? To honor xmas, here is an advent calendar with a girl photoshoot for every day! Now thats what I call Christmas spirit! Let's add an opendir with models to that. And throw a big-titted girly on for good measure. Then another Santa's (Satan's?) little helper. This chick proves that big panties can be very sexy, too. Phew! After all that boobage I guess you might be ready for the sexercycle! Oh, and this girl is too skinny, IMO. Get some meat on your bones! Oh, BTW, if you have pictures of ex girlfriends to share, send them here. That's all for today, folks.
Prince of Persia dummy. Or Jesus sexed up?
08.12.2004
One of our fucking cats (the white one, Rosey) is in heat... I swear I am going to murder the fluffy bitch. It struts around with its arse in the air, meowing, no, practically growling with murderous lust. I'd give the kitty some manly loving if it'd help her shut the fuck up, but I don't think I could get it up to a pussy that furry. So I just resort to screaming at her and locking her in the bathroom. I think the blasted feline hates me now. I caught her giving me the evil eye from the safety of my girlfriend's lap. I'm surrounded by bitches...
And in general, the day sucked. After my pool outing yesterday I slept in, and was 2 hours late for work. It's not that I've drunk too much or that I came home too late. It was just that I was tired, having had a glorious 4 hours of sleep the night before. So there I was, shivering my cojones off (it's +1C, but a nasty, windy, wet +1C) on the second bus stop on my route, when I discover that my bus doesn't run between 10:00 and 13:00. That just made my day. I trampled a mile or so to a different stop, where I was able to catch a bus that went my way... Needless to say, I was rather miffed over the whole affair.
And the day pretty much continued on in the same manner. Only the fact that I sold my nicked copy of "The Sims 2" online for 42,00 Eur saved the day from being a total waste... That, and the christmasy feel to the town center, what with all the lights and decorations. I ambled the streets aimlessly for a while, looked at some nautical themed books at Stockmanns Academic Bookshop, gaped at an outrageous 80,00 Eur price tag on "The Baltic Sea Cruising Guide", and generally gawked around, thumbing books and sweating in my winter coat. On the way to the metro station I bought a lottery ticket, something that I have not done in a while, and then wasted a total of 8 Euros on slot machines. That ruined my day even more, and I went home, mentally kicking myself all the way. Lets add to that a failed culinary experiment at home and a vague sense of depression, and it all adds up to a wonderful, spadoinkle day! A few more days like that and I'm off to warmer climes.
So, in order to compensate for the mundane hell I went through today, I think I'll concentrate on mostly happy links today. So, let's start off with an illustrated Database of Torture Tools & Methods! Don't try it at home, kids! And then a piece of advice: don't piss off ugly strangers! You should also refrain from inflating rubber gloves... I then give you a Subservient Stickman. He will do (or be) anything you type him (her?) to. Oh, and here is one of those personality tests. I got "Passion" as a result. Do the test and you'll understand. Then a piece of happy news: Dutch ban terror groups on EU blacklist. WTF ?! They weren't banned before? Go Dutch... Lastly, a happy flash movie about meeting the parents...
Xmas Town.
07.12.2004
Yawn. Fucking yawn. I woke up for work at 07:20 today. That after going to bed at 04:00. And, after checking the news as soon as I woke up, I trundled to the bus stop, barely keeping my footing on the treacherous ice. The first of three... It took me over an hour to get to work. Over an hour of standing on windswept bus stops, walking and generally suffering from exposure. And all for what? A measly salary? The dubious joys of preforming repetitive tasks? I value my free time too much for that. Ack, but never mind.
I just came back from playing a few games of pool at Wenla with a friend of mine. I sucked. I was really bad. And that despite downloading a pool "simulator" from it's developers page... the pool sim is a really good one. You can find a crack for it on astalavista.box.sk. Nonetheless I sucked. I guess I still have to learn to control the cue properly...
Anyway, enough about my failure as a pool player. I think I am about to pass out from lack of sleep, so i will just dump my links and be off. Oh, a word about the picture of the day. It is a border sign between Helsinki and Vantaa. I pass the border every time I go to work nowadays... I think I take up bar tendering instead now. Much more fun, that.
Yes, the links. Here then are a few well-aimed critiques of Islam. Why, in a culture so obsessed with the rights of an individual and general freedom, are we so hellbent on playing the dhimmi?
Here goes. Great news from Norway. Imams boycott a peace rally... Oh, not surprisingly, the paper birds failed. Then, a twenty points on the dhimmitude displayed by the Vatican, of all places. And a bit of well-founded of the likes of Noam Chomsky... And no, it doesn't have to do with his study of languages. Enjoy the links, I'm off to bed..
End of Helsinki. Or then the beginning.
06.12.2004
Whee! Independence Day! I am not exactly celebrating, but then again, most are not... I don't think I'll even be watching the presidential palace gala today. The party at the presidential palace is an important media event, with all sorta important people being invited. But this being Finland, small and largely insignificant, there is a serious lack of proper celebrities and VIPs. I mean, hey, population 5 million. Thats about the size of St. Petersburg. A country that size can not have many belonging to the upper layers of society. So, sometimes the weirdest people are invited to the palace for the celebrations. Like forgotten singers, crappy actors, yellow-press celebs... Ah well. And let's not forget the teen-age lefties wearing keffiyehs, generally drunk and protesting against who-gives-a-fuck-what just for the hell of it just outside the palace gates. Oh yeah, the broadcast from the presidential palace starts at 18:15 Finnish time, and can be viewed here (sorry, in Finnish only).
So all is well and good, not only in our country, but also in our home. Me & girlie had a nice couple of days, relaxing and leisurely, with lots of good food and movies. Like yesterday, when we made tacos and watched "50 first dates". It was surprisingly good, even though the humor is rather infantile. But hey, that's what you get with an Adam Sandler movie. In any case, I recommend. A nice, kind movie to watch with your girlfriend. However, one movie that I cannot recommend is "King Arthur". To put simply, it's awfully boring. The battle scenes seem to last hours, for no reason in particular, with the exception of the battle on ice in the middle of the film. Generally, the whole movie just seems to lack that certain spark... No wonder it just dropped off the radar screens after it came to the cinemas.
Anyway, the weather sucks, it's been raining instead of snowing, and the streets are murderously slick with ice. So I think I'll go have a nice hot bath and then go play some pool at my regular place. Toodle-pip!
Oh yeah, some links... You like boobs? So do I. Here, an interesting (a bit on the scary side of interesting, actually) collection of small animated boobie pictures. Modem users need not apply. Modem users can watch hardcore morris dancers. Oh yeah. To calm you down after that, here is a little online hypnosis experiment. And just for something completely different, here is a review of a Mac by a PC supporter. Then, for our last trick, an Islamic purity test. That's it. Bathtime.
Lonely little bunny.
04.12.2004
I guess it's official. I am on my way to becoming an alcoholic... Yay. Got drunk at a friends place last night. The guy who owns the place was away in Russia, but he told us to feed his fishes. We did. And then stayed on for some box wine and Mint Vodka. Oh, we also watched "Lord of the Rings: Two towers", but that was mostly an excuse to get drunk. And get drunk we did. Oh boy... It's almost midnight and I am still somewhat under the weather. But one thing is for sure: it's much more fun to drink wine than beer.
Oh, but congratulate me! I actually went to work yesterday. For the first time in over a week. It was hell, mostly. Especially getting there. I had to switch three (3!) buses, and all that switching and waiting at stops took an hour and a half. Add an extra half an hour because I got off at the wrong stop and wondered around some rich neighborhood in -10c (14F)... Then got a reprimand from my boss for listening to my mp3 player... The day was saved by a few driving gigs I had to do, and that killed time nicely. I was stuck in the traffic most of the time, as apparent from pic of the day. Some moron parked his car in the middle of the road, the wrong way around!!! So somebody called the cops who then broke in and drove it away. Weird... Also got my tax return yesterday. 265 Eur! Whee! But no shopping spree, me thrifty... It's time to feed the savings account. But now I think this is where I'll wrap it up for now. Can't be arsed to write any more, as I feel sort of woozy. So, then. Linkdump? Linkdump!
Here you can play Diablo I online! Not very satisfying though. Then, if that was too exciting, you can play chess online. Nice one. But I suck at chess. Like this girl sucks on cock. Oh ho ho ho. That was a good one. Oh well. But here is an "almost complete" ideology and religion shit-list. And while we are on the subject, read a FAQ on God.
Jam...
02.12.2004
Is this thing on..? Oh. Hello there. Ahem. Yes, hi there.
Sigh. Who am I kidding. Nothing happened during the past few days. I've been sitting at home, reading Paul Theraux's "The Great Railway Bazaar". I guess you could classify the chap as a misanthropic asshole, but he does write great stories. Except for reading, I have also nicked a copy of "The Sims 2". Yes, that relatively new game. And guess what? I am not even going to install it. No. I will just sell it. The money will go make my savings account look a bit healthier. Frankly, I think I should try it out, but the highly acclaimed "The Sims" was enough of a disappointment, thank you very much. It was a scary picture of modern life, with no time to spare, and where the amount of lost personal time is recompensed by the amount of stuff you get to buy. Brr.
No more depressing stuff, though. It's bad enough I have to go to work tomorrow, but what makes it even worse is that our company moved to a new location, therefore commuting to my workplace will now take over an hour instead of the usual 20 - 30 minutes. I guess stealing that Palm Pilot and an MP3 player is really going to pay off now. Oh, but now for the humorous news. I just received a letter from that infernal home of alcoholic troglodytes that I now belong to, the glorious Restaurant Wenla. They are calling me to a nice pre-Christmas party! The embarrassment is almost enough for me to consider seppuku (only the gaijin call it hara-kiri)as a viable option. So now I am wondering whether I should go or not. Or perhaps I should just set up my web cam and ritually disembowel myself in front of my readers/viewers. All four of them. Oh, and talking about movies, I watched an extended version of "Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring"(review by American Humane Association. Fucking freaks!) today. It was like watching a totally different movie. Honestly.
But enough. I should probably go to bed now, since it's been a few weeks since I last woke up at seven am. Or who the fuck am I kidding..? It's probably been months, since it only took me 20min to get to work before, and I started at 9am... So. Here be linkses...
To make you feel inadequate (or extremely well endowed, who knows), here is a Penis Size-Chart. I want to have a 12 inch cock... I could defend myself with it, and pleasure the ladies. Of course you can always impress and pleasure the ladies with this instead. You can also impress ladies by launching fireworks from your anus, but that is ill-advised. And for my bestest piece of news of the day, here is another newsflash from Iran: Apparently the Al-Jazeera network is, and this is truly priceless, run by Zionists and American Lackeys! Oh, those cunning sons of pigs and monkeys..! Chuckle... That really brightened my day. Sigh...
What the hell..? A bonzai tree by my house..?
